Karkat Vantas (crabbycustomer) wrote,
Karkat Vantas
crabbycustomer

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] 1 HOUR AGO opened private transtimeline bulletin board GREEN TEAM LEADERSHIP DELIVERY MECHANISM

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CCG 5 MINUTES AGO opened memo on board GREEN TEAM LEADERSHIP DELIVERY MECHANISM

CCG: OKAY
CCG: GOT THE MEMOS WORKING AGAIN
CCG: WHY IS IT SO MUCH EASIER TO BREAK THINGS THAN FIX THEM
CCG: DOESN'T SEEM BALANCED
CCG: ANYWAY
CCG: I HAVE DECLARED US THE GREEN TEAM, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY RED PLUS BLUE EQUALS GREEN
CCG: OBVIOUSLY
CCG: OR BECAUSE WE WERE ALL IN DIFFERENT GREEN CASTES EVEN IF I AM A HIDEOUS MUTANT
CCG: OF COURSE IF ANYONE BUT TEREZI COMES ALONG I WILL BE UP A LEAFY VEGETITAN WITH THIS NOMENCLATURE
CCG: ...
CCG: WHAT
CCG: THE FUCK
CCG: AM I TALKING ABOUT
CCG: ANYWAY OBVIOUSLY THE POINT IS THAT I AM BACK
CCG: AND SECONDARILY I GOT THE MEMOS WORKING AGAIN
CCG: I THINK I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXCLUDED FUTURE ASSHOLES AND PAST MORONS FROM CONTRIBUTING

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG]
1 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: NOPE

CCG
banned FCG from responding to memo.

CCG: ANYWAY
CCG: I HAVE SLUNK BACK IN AND AM WRITING THIS MEMO TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT'S UP
CCG: BUT I HAVEN'T INVITED YOU TO CONTRIBUTE YET BECAUSE I WANTED TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS UPFRONT AND GET ALL THE STUPID OUT OF MY SYSTEM
CCG: WHICH I THINK I HAVE

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist2 [FCG2]
2 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG2: NOPE

CCG
banned FCG2 from responding to memo.

CCG: FUCK

CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG]
has invited you to join private transtimeline bulletin board GREEN TEAM LEADERSHIP DELIVERY MECHANISM

CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGA: Karkat
CGA: It Is Good To See You Are Unharmed


CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 <; *ac pounces into the memo and sends dust
flying efurywhere!*
CAC: :33 < karkat youre okay!!!!

CCG: YEAH
CCG: WELL
CCG: MAYBE I SHOULDN'T CONFIRM THAT
CCG: FOR REASONS... I CAN'T EXPLAIN
CCG: FUCK I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH DID I
CCG: IF ANY NOOKSNIFFER POPS UP TO SAY NOPE I SWEAR I WILL SET A TIMER TO REMIND ME TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN NUB

CGA: Why Dont We Just
CGA: ...
CGA: Say Youve Returned
CGA: And Not Ask How Or What Happened

CAC: :33 < ... but i want to know what happurrned :((
CAC: :33 < i guess i can wait?

CCG: GOOD WORK NEPETA
CCG: NOW SHE KNOWS IT'S HER
CCG: SO UH KANAYA
CCG: I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE BEEN
CCG: FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HINT AROUND AT THIS
CCG: AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD POSSIBLY FUCK UP BY TELLING YOU
CCG: SEEMS LIKE YOU WOULD FIGURE IT OUT PRETTY FAST

CGA: I
CGA: Think I Know What You Are Alluding To
CGA: When I Exit I Will Either Be A Rainbow Drinker
CGA: Or My Dream Was Bullshit And Ill Be Dead Again
CGA: Or Rather
CGA: In The Dream Bubbles Again

CCG: AH JEEZ
CCG: WELL DREAMS ARE BULLSHIT
CCG: LET'S HOLD THAT FACT UP AND EXAMINE IT AND ENTER IT IN THE RECORD FOR ALL TIME
CCG: MYSTICAL GOLDEN FLYING CLOUD DREAMS, FREAKY TENTACLE CARESS DREAMS, ORDINARY SCREAMING NIGHTMARES, WEIRD VISIONS OF OUR MADE-UP PRETEND ANCESTORS
CCG: BUT LET'S JUST SAY
CCG: YOU SUCK, MARYAM
CCG: d:B
CGA: If The Latter Is The Case
CGA: Karkat
CGA: I Know You Will Keep An Eye On Nepeta
CGA: And Rose

CCG: OKAY CLEARLY I WAS TOO SUBTLE
CCG: MOVING ON
CCG: SORRY I DIDN'T COME SEE EITHER OF YOU PERSONALLY BUT FRANKLY I AM KIND OF EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
CCG: THINGS GOT PRETTY REAL IN THERE
CCG: BUT I HAVE DEALT WITH GAMZEE AND I THINK WE ARE GOING TO BE OKAY
CCG: EXCEPT FOR JACK
CCG: AND BEING TRAPPED IN THE MEDIUM
CCG: AND HALF OF US BEING DEAD
CCG: YOU KNOW, THE USUAL STUFF
CCG: HOLY FUCK WHERE IS THE PRESIDENT OF PARADOX SPACE WITH OUR TROPHY FOR SHITTIEST DAY SINCE TIME WAS INVENTED

CGA: I Understood Your Jest
CGA: I Was Merely Reeling In Shock
CGA: Are You Going To Be Making Cat Puns Again
CGA: As For Our Awards
CGA: Perhaps They Are Lost In The Mail

CCG: UGH, MAIL
CCG: NOW I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH THE HUMANS
CCG: MAIL IS BASICALLY THE POETRY OF GIVING PEOPLE SHIT
CCG: AND POETRY IS THE FASHION OF MOVING WORDS AROUND

CAC: :33 < blaaaar blar blar
CAC: :33 < you dealt with gamz33? is he
CAC: :33< um
CAC: :33< okay?

CCG: HE IS
CCG: LURKING COMFORTABLY IN KANAYA'S FUTURE RIGHT NOW
CCG: WITH SOME SURPRISING EVENTS IN STORE FOR HIM
CCG: LOOK, I USED THE PLAN WE DISCUSSED AND EVERYTHING WENT
CCG: WELL THE PART WITH GAMZEE WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN ANYWAY
CCG: HOLY SHIT, I HAD NO IDEA BEING SPOOKY AND VAGUE ABOUT THE FUTURE WAS THIS MUCH WORK

CGA: OH COME THE FUCK ON YOU STUPID OCHRE GOURD
CGA: Ah
CGA: Apologies
CGA: My Dictation Device Thought I Was Talking To It

CCG: UH
CCG: OKAY
CCG: O:B
CCG: I SEE SOMEONE HAS BEEN COVERING THE IMPORTANT SCREAMING AT INANIMATE OBJECT TASKS WHILE I WAS GONE
CCG: THAT'S...
CCG: UH..........

CGA: This
CGA: ...
CGA: Place
CGA: Will Not Allow Me To Leave Until I Solve This Puzzle With A Pumpkin

CAC: :33 < oh no
CAC: :33 < is it STILL not working?

CCG: OKAY
CCG: THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
CCG: BY THE NEW STANDARDS I'VE ADOPTED SINCE I LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE SIX HUNDRED HOURS AGO
CCG: REMIND ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS STUPID COMMERCE BILLET I FOUND
CCG: WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND A PUMPKIN
CCG: I THOUGHT THOSE THINGS WERE A MYTH

CGA: They Were All Over For Halloween And
CGA: They Have A Habit Of Disappearing When I Turn My Back
CGA: It Keeps Happening
CGA: GET BACK HERE YOU BULGE LICKING PIECE OF SHIT

CCG: WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM
CCG: YOU ARE SLICING UP A GOURD
CCG: DO YOU NEED HELP FIGURING OUT WHAT ANGLE TO USE?

CGA: COME DOWN HERE AND TRY YOUR HAND AT IT
CGA: I FUCKING DARE YOU

CCG: OKAY JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING
CCG: YOU MUST BE FUCKING UP IN THERE SOMEWHERE

CGA: Fine Ill Narrate As I Go
CGA: Im Placing The Devil Gourd In Front Of Me On The Table And Drawing The Image The Door Wants
CGA: Next Im Going To Grab My Knife And
CGA: OH YOU NOOKSUCKING SPAWN OF A BULGELICKER

CCG: ...
CCG: OKAY
CCG: I'M COMING DOWN
CCG: WE ARE TWO INTELLIGENT BADASS HEROES
CCG: FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU USED TO CARVE THOSE TOPIARY THINGS
CCG: AND I AM BASICALLY A THRESHECUTIONER SHANKMAVEN AT THIS POINT
CCG: WE CAN DEFINITELY DO THIS IF WE PUT OUR NUBS TOGETHER
CCG: RIGHT?


FUTURE carcinoGeneticist3 [FCG3] 3 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG3: NOPE

FCG3
banned CCG from responding to memo.

FCG3: JEGUS DICK
CAC: :33 < im coming too!
CAC: :33 < wait fur me!

FCG3: NO, STAY PUT
FCG3: I AM ON MY WAY UP TO YOUR CAVE NOW
FCG3: I MEAN THREE HOURS IN THE FUTURE NOW, OBVIOUSLY
FCG3: SHIT THERE GOES THE TIMER
FCG3: BRB, PUNCHING MYSELF IN THE NUB

CAC: :33 < ... well okay ://
CAC: :33 < but call me if you n33d me?

FCG3: I WILL
FCG3: OR DID
FCG3: UNLESS I DIDN'T???
FCG3: BLUHHHH
FCG3: EVERYTHING IS FINE SHE IS JUST A LITTLE WOUND UP
FCG3: APPARENTLY I'M NOT THAT GREAT AT CARVING PUMPKINS?
FCG3: I WAS REALLY SURPRISED
FCG3: I AM SURE SHE WILL FIGURE IT OUT SOONER OR LATER
FCG3: BUT NOT FOR AT LEAST THREE HOURS OBVIOUSLY
FCG3: ANYWAY SIT TIGHT, ONE EXCRUCIATING FEELINGS JAM AS PROMISED EN ROUTE


FUTURE grimAuxiliatrix [FGA] FIVE HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGA: for the record it took me another two hours before i gave up
FGA: and MADE myself a door

CAC: :OO
FCG3: O:B
FCG3: OKAY WELL
FCG3: GOOD LUCK
FCG3: WHAT'S NEXT IS UP TO YOU
FCG3: AND IF LATER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
FCG3: I'M HERE
FCG3: AND ALSO THERE I GUESS

FUTURE carcinoGeneticist3 [FCG3]
3 HOURS FROM NOW closed memo.
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